You would think my wife would be used to it now - me sitting on the couch with my laptop open and randomly breaking out into laughter. But, that's what some of you most snarky and creative tweeps do. I didn't want to let these gems be forever last in the Twitter la la land.
Here are my favorites - send me more and I'll consider posting:
RT @kevinbinversie: Who said smoking doesn't save lives? Boat owner found Tsarnaev stepping outside to have a cig. nydn.us/11no5kG
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) April 20, 2013
Bombing suspect needs medical attention. #PagingDrGosnell
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 20, 2013
Now the undocumented pressure cookers can come out of the shadows... #WeGotHim!!
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) April 20, 2013
So the last day has basically been a season of '24'.
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 20, 2013
The two happiest days of a boat owner’s life is the day he buysa boat and the day he gets a terrorist out of it.
— Steve Levitan (@SteveLevitan) April 20, 2013
Looks like this thing is about to wrap up. Wesley Snipes just showed up and said something about betting on black.
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) April 20, 2013
So he's on land in a boat in a city called Watertown... #irony #manhunt
— Brittany (@Teddybear1016) April 20, 2013